Festive Within Reason — Funny Christmas Crewneck

The tree is up, held together with tape and low expectations. Everything under it is a bill.

For holiday realists, reluctant adults, and anyone whose gifts this year are the HOA, the balance, and a summons from Santa.

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend, 8.0 oz/yd², warm without bulk
• Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth fit
• Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes and a tear-away neck label
• Made to order in the US, 2-5 business days production
• Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, do not dry clean

Original design by HKitty Enterprises, Pittsburgh PA. Written and illustrated in-house, never copied, printed one at a time.

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