Anxious Overthinkers Club

Mock-official formats for unofficial feelings. This collection turns anxious self-awareness into prescription labels, warning signs, merit badges, crests, and nutrition-facts panels: affectionate self-roast, never punching down. Each piece is an original HKitty Enterprises design, printed to order on unisex tees, crewnecks, and hoodies.

What's the humor style here?

Bureaucratic formality applied to spiraling: a caution sign for replaying conversations from 2014, a merit badge for catastrophizing at level 100. The joke is the format meeting the feeling.

Is this collection a good gift?

It's our most "this is so you" collection. Best for friends who rehearse phone calls or keep a weighted blanket in active rotation.

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