Coffee, Wine & Snacks

Drink-and-snack humor with a second joke layered on (economics, clinical charts, conspiracy boards) because "but first, coffee" retired years ago. HKitty Enterprises writes each line in-house and prints to order: coffee EKGs for the caffeine-dependent, boxed-wine sommelier certificates, snack-based retirement planning.

What makes these different from typical coffee shirts?

Every design pairs the vice with an unexpected register: a vital-signs chart, a tasting-notes card, a tinfoil hat. The double joke is the house rule.

Which one works as a gift for a nurse or healthcare worker?

The coffee heartbeat designs (clinical-chart humor plus caffeine loyalty) are the collection's most-gifted pieces for hospital crews.

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  • Boxed Wine Sommelier — Funny Wine Humor Tee

    Boxed Wine Sommelier — Funny Wine Humor Tee

    Boxed Wine Sommelier — Funny Wine Humor Tee

    $25.99
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  • Coffee Heartbeat — EKG Caffeine Humor Tee

    Coffee Heartbeat — EKG Caffeine Humor Tee

    Coffee Heartbeat — EKG Caffeine Humor Tee

    $25.99
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